If you like/reblog my text posts or pictures of my face I’m assuming you’re DTF
- me: i am so bored
- unfinished video games: play me
- unfinished books: read me
- unfinished tv shows and unwatched movies: watch me
- daily exercise routine: complete me
- me: there's nothing to do
Dear Millionaires, if you don’t have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you’re spending it wrong.